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I already like ice hockey. Here we don't ever get ice so we play it by strapping a pair of goats to our feet and we use petrified sheep dung for a puck and we play it in a field surrounded by barbed wire. Concept is still the same, someone gets slammed into the fence and then they throw their gloves down and fight.