"try shooting her in the butt with a BB gun but all that does is make her run off for about 5 minutes then she comes back"

If I was going about shooting a Bear in the backside with a BB gun Ian,I'd want someone with a 20mm cannon beside me.

Dinosaur.

"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland

"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson

"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville