Whaddaya talkin' about here, James???

Don't you know that "real Bikers" don't look like EITHER the left OR the right side of this dude here!

(...nope, 'cause "real Bikers" evidently are supposed to look like some kinda freakin' PIRATE from the freakin' 17th Century, and dude, NEITHER the left NOR the right side of that guy up there looks like THAT!...HELL, for THAT matter, neither side of the guy is sportin' a freakin' DOO-RAG for chrissake!!!!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)