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Check Pants
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Carlos Ray Norris is 74. Happy Birthday Chuck.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Loquacious
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Quote:
Carlos Ray Norris is 74. Happy Birthday Chuck
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Loquacious
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Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Stickman Yogi
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake... after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake finally died.
Live to love, love to live.
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Learned Hand
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Danny Trejo say's, "Happy Birthday Chuck" 
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"Nothing you can be is more terrible than what I am." ~ 2007 Black Speedmaster!!
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Loquacious
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Happy Birthday Chuck! 
12 Rocket Roadster
03 Bonneville America
69 BSA Firebird Scrambler
73 Yamaha TX 750
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