My wife will buy anything marked down. She brought home two dresses and an escalator.
I haven't talked to my wife in three days. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I took my wife to a wife-swapping party. I had to throw in some cash.
A woman wrapped herself in Saran Wrap to take off some weight. Her husband comes home, sees her, and says, "Leftovers again."
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate.
My wife’s cooking is fit for a king. "Here, King!"
