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I am a racist
#53467 04/11/2006 8:54 PM
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Not in offense, but rather in defense. I'm a white Scottish boy with military training, guns, and ammo. Don't come around here with your minority talk. We are now the minority. I've had enough of the racism BS.
Sorry, I have fallen over the edge and not gonna take it anymore.
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Mad #53468 04/12/2006 10:43 AM
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With people like Cynthia McKinney around, we surely can't understand why you feel that way......

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Mad #53469 04/12/2006 11:04 AM
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Thanks for letting us know, Dale.

By the way, since when did they start making kilts in pink plaid?


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b717doc #53470 04/12/2006 11:08 AM
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Mad,

Now now, boy! You're MUCH too hard on yourself.

You're NOT a "racist"! You're a "culturalist"!

I'm almost SURE that if Umberto or Zin-Ping would take up that lousy excuse for a musical instrument known as the BAGPIPES, you'd welcome them with OPEN ARMS!!!

Cheers,
Dwight


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #53471 04/12/2006 11:31 AM
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that lousy excuse for a musical instrument known as the BAGPIPES




I'm sorry KNUCKLEHEAD, what was that you said? You sir are obviously as tone deaf as a block of wood!!! Stick that in yer pipe and play it!!!

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Gregu710 #53472 04/12/2006 11:42 AM
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Okay Greg,

Two! Count 'em TWO songs, in the WHOLE history of music, sound "decent" on THAT THING!

"Amazing Grace", and a certain AC/DC song about how to become a successful Rock and Roll group!!!!

Cheers,
Dwight
(ya got any more???....I'm listening!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #53473 04/12/2006 11:48 AM
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AC/DC song about how to become a successful Rock and Roll group!!!!




Absolutely brilliant song, except i could really do with out those bag pipes at the end. Whos idea was that. I think Mr Scott and his band got some bad advice on that.

Oh, I'm not racist....i just hate the sound that bag pipes make. I guess in a scottsmans eyes that makes me a*&^%$#@*&^$@#^


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Dwight #53474 04/12/2006 12:13 PM
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I love the pipes,and there is another song where the pipes are used,Julie by The Levellers,find it and have a listen,it is rather good.

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Any object that sounds like a rabid cat being slowly disembowelled forfeits its right to be called a musical instrument. On the upside, it's nice to see Scotland produce its own WMD - Weapon of Mass Discordance.

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Julie by The Levellers,find it and have a listen,it is rather good.




Good shout. I'll be getting my Levellers CDs out tomorrow.

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Arsenalfan #53477 04/12/2006 3:38 PM
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I guess in a scottsmans eyes that makes me a*&^%$#@*&^$@#^





The Irishmen amongst us think the Scots are going a bit easy on ya!!

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Dwight #53478 04/12/2006 3:47 PM
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tha's cause you've ne'er listened to them properly through that wooden eardrum Dwight!! And no offense, but what would someone wi' the name "Argo" know about proper musical instruments?! I can quite guarantee you, that with a proper pint of stout, and a seat in a Pub (or better yet in the castle) on the Royal Mile looking up at Edinburgh Castle during the Military Tattoo in August would have you singing the praises of the Pipes!

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Gregu710 #53480 04/12/2006 4:25 PM
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The Irishmen amongst us think the Scots are going a bit easy on ya!!






Greg:
You are right and they are oh so wrong ; too bad some of our friends here obviously have no musical taste.

Myself, I can almost well up in tears when I hear them. Music to the soul.


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backinthewater #53481 04/12/2006 4:33 PM
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Amen to that! I have several CDs that are pure pipe and drum. Soul stirring to say the least....


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backinthewater #53482 04/12/2006 4:34 PM
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I'm a little surprised at Dwight, since if I'm not mistaken, the Greeks even appreciated the Bagpipes (the Gaida), as did the Persians, and ancient Chinese. True soul-inspiring music for those with a soul I suppose (that should stir the pot a wee bit!)

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I was going to go for the BUB slash cut pipes but with all this good talk I may just put the old BAG PIPES on the 05 america


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madman #53484 04/12/2006 11:41 PM
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Only on bonnevilleamerica.com can a thread on racism turn into a discussion of the finer points of bagpipes. On any other forum it would have gone downhill (in a bad way) really fast and a few dozen people would have quit the site by now.

Wait, I need to take a minute here. I'm getting misty...


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FriarJohn #53485 04/13/2006 12:08 AM
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I dunno John, this bagpipe war could get nasty.


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I dunno John, this bagpipe war could get nasty.





Nasty...No. It will be over in an instant.

In the red corner, Gibson Les Paul Custom running through a Marshall Stack with amps that go up to 11.

and

In the Blue corner, One set of bag pipes running through a kilted man with a red beard.

Seconds away, ding ding, round one. Kerrangggggg......Bag pipes laid to waste.


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Arsenalfan #53488 04/13/2006 11:50 AM
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Could not resist this one!
Bagpipe tune


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Bagpipes make my balls itch. Thats funny.



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tha's cause you've ne'er listened to them properly through that wooden eardrum Dwight!! And no offense, but what would someone wi' the name "Argo" know about proper musical instruments?! I can quite guarantee you, that with a proper pint of stout, and a seat in a Pub (or better yet in the castle) on the Royal Mile looking up at Edinburgh Castle during the Military Tattoo in August would have you singing the praises of the Pipes!




Actually Greg, I HAVE witnessed this very experience at Edinburgh Castle in person. And YEP, it IS a VERY stirring experience.

BUT...they STILL sound like somebody's tryin' to choke the living crap out of a GOOSE or somethin'!

Cheers,
Dwight
(which is probably a "stirring experience" in itself!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Dwight #53491 04/13/2006 4:52 PM
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Love the pipes...particularly when played with the drums...got me a chanter and some day may spring for the whole kit


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would you list some cd titles? pipe and drums are some of my favorite sounds.

imagine being in Grand Central Terminal the morning of the NYC St.Patrick's Day Parade. Pipe Bands march through the main concourse on their way to get into parade position--playing along the way. imagine standine close enough that you can feel the resonance of the piper's drone vibrating in your solar plexus. It's like the Scottish form of Om.

mert

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This was recorded in Dublin Ohio, Live!!!
Braveheart by Bad Haggis!



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