tha's cause you've ne'er listened to them properly through that wooden eardrum Dwight!! And no offense, but what would someone wi' the name "Argo" know about proper musical instruments?! I can quite guarantee you, that with a proper pint of stout, and a seat in a Pub (or better yet in the castle) on the Royal Mile looking up at Edinburgh Castle during the Military Tattoo in August would have you singing the praises of the Pipes!