Mad,

Now now, boy! You're MUCH too hard on yourself.

You're NOT a "racist"! You're a "culturalist"!

I'm almost SURE that if Umberto or Zin-Ping would take up that lousy excuse for a musical instrument known as the BAGPIPES, you'd welcome them with OPEN ARMS!!!

Cheers,
Dwight

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)