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Can't ski, snowboard, snowmobile, skate or sled in Florida. There's a reason I love the seasons!



But you can WATERski, WAKEboard, JETSKI, ROLLERskate, sled,sled,sled,hmmm. Strikin' out on THAT one. Ya, you have lots of valid points.



You've never seen a redneck slidin' down a sand dune on an old car hood? Been there, done that.



Or sliding down a grassy hill on a piece of cardboard.



Really, Jim?! There's actual "hills" in Florida???

Hmmmm, the times I've been there I don't recall seein' any hills, let alone any mountains which would have nice twisty roads to ride upon so's you can wear the sides of your tires too.

So where abouts ARE these alleged "hills" down there, HUH?!

(...and are they anything like the mountains out here in ARIZONA and the beautifully twisty road we have out THIS away???)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)