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My Daddy said "Son, you're drive me to drinkin', if ya don't quit drivin' that hot rod...ummm...Audi".
(...okay, okay...so it doesn't quite have the same ring to it...so sue me!) 
Expect a subpoena in the mail! 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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