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I have a confession to make to my family at Bonneville America.com. After over eight years of faithful marriage to my America, I realized that there was something missing in my life. I could no longer resist the urge to step out on my relationship with the Triumph. I didn't want a divorce, I love my '02 America...just wanted to bring another girl into the fray. Soooo, I found a sexy, smoking hot '09 Harley Ultra Classic that was about to be thrown out of her house. To add insult to injury, I rode the America 350 miles in the rain to see this potential bed mate in person. After all, my intentions were to have a threesome, so I wanted the America to see the newcomer. With a cocky toss of the head and a few spun up gravels the America nodded approval and snorted "Bring it". The next day, I whopped down a King's ransom in Benjamins and rode that Harley home. So far, I've been riding them one at a time and having the time of my life. As soon as I can figure out how to bang them at the same time (one hell of a feat I'd think) I'll report back. Now I understand that it is possible to truly love two girls at the same time. 
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Glad she approved! Monogamy can become boring.
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...I whopped down a King's ransom in Benjamins...
We KNOW you did! 
Enjoy!
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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I have a confession to make to my family at Bonneville America.com. After over eight years of faithful marriage to my America, I realized that there was something missing in my life. I could no longer resist the urge to step out on my relationship with the Triumph. I didn't want a divorce, I love my '02 America...just wanted to bring another girl into the fray. Soooo, I found a sexy, smoking hot '09 Harley Ultra Classic that was about to be thrown out of her house. To add insult to injury, I rode the America 350 miles in the rain to see this potential bed mate in person. After all, my intentions were to have a threesome, so I wanted the America to see the newcomer. With a cocky toss of the head and a few spun up gravels the America nodded approval and snorted "Bring it". The next day, I whopped down a King's ransom in Benjamins and rode that Harley home. So far, I've been riding them one at a time and having the time of my life. As soon as I can figure out how to bang them at the same time (one hell of a feat I'd think) I'll report back. Now I understand that it is possible to truly love two girls at the same time.
So Stephen, with now owning TWO bikes in your stable that you'll have to both keep happy by putting miles on them, will this STILL leave you enough time in a day to read all those Elmore Leonard novels that you're ALSO obviously very into lately?  
(...congrats on the new purchase) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Nice and congrats . "I whopped down a King's ransom in Benjamins..."
and you aint done yet brother . heh heh
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...... I found a sexy, smoking hot '09 Harley Ultra Classic...
like they say 'fat girls need lovin too"
Congrats on your new accusation.
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Congratulations on the acquisition. Some of us VA boys have got to get together and do a ride.
'06 TBA - Black, AI and Snorkel removed, K&N Drop In, Gutted Stock Pipes, 145/42, 2 turns out.
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Its ok. If women can use the word love to mean exchange sex for someone to nag, lie to, and generally abuse. You can use the word how ever you want brother.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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As soon as I can figure out how to bang them at the same time (one hell of a feat I'd think) I'll report back. Now I understand that it is possible to truly love two girls at the same time.
Sounds like they're both into it. Making them happy is the fun part...keeping them happy is something else. It could get complicated (means expensive). Have fun!
2011 Triumph America (10/2011 to 07/2014)
2012 Harley Davidson 1200C Sportster
2014 Harley Davidson Dyna Wide Glide
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Too bad you added a slow fat girl to the harem.I have a threesome in the bike shed as well with a tiger an the ba,now that's 2 hot chicks that need handled completly different!
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sounds nice Stephen, have you parked them apart in the garage? you know what they say, give one more attention than the other and they'll be squabbling...
We have three in our garage, but they are siblings from the same family TT600, T-bird Sport and America
Ray(UK)
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