I have a confession to make to my family at Bonneville America.com. After over eight years of faithful marriage to my America, I realized that there was something missing in my life. I could no longer resist the urge to step out on my relationship with the Triumph. I didn't want a divorce, I love my '02 America...just wanted to bring another girl into the fray. Soooo, I found a sexy, smoking hot '09 Harley Ultra Classic that was about to be thrown out of her house. To add insult to injury, I rode the America 350 miles in the rain to see this potential bed mate in person. After all, my intentions were to have a threesome, so I wanted the America to see the newcomer. With a cocky toss of the head and a few spun up gravels the America nodded approval and snorted "Bring it". The next day, I whopped down a King's ransom in Benjamins and rode that Harley home. So far, I've been riding them one at a time and having the time of my life. As soon as I can figure out how to bang them at the same time (one hell of a feat I'd think) I'll report back. Now I understand that it is possible to truly love two girls at the same time.
