So Richard, I guess you didn't hear that the "club" that Dave belongs to and that one would be well advised to join would be the one where you take an old and unloved vehicle such as an International Harvester and/or Honda Dream and start fixin' 'em up, and definitely NOT this "crash club"!

Sorry to hear you too have crashed your bike. Hope you get it sorted out soon.
(...oh and yeah, glad to hear your injuries are of the relatively minor variety, also!)