Did you know the paper on the back of batted insulation is flammable. You hit it with a torch to sweat on a coupling and poof there it goes. The excitement is when you realize the water is shut off to do the job.
I know how do do all these things! I think

I am a mess, my Schnauzer could do a better job so far.
My son asked me if I wanted to go shooting. I said, this would be a really bad week.