I'll never forget a time years ago. At lunch time when I was working at an adding machine company, I noticed a lady in the lunchroom reading 'Treasure Island'. As I walked by, I said, "ARRR, a blood chilling pirates oath!. Without looking up, she admonished, "Oh what you uttered".

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python