How to ride a Triumph, 1Place them in a choice spot in your garage. 2Caress their tanks, jugs and seat before a ride. 3tell them you love them and they are the only badge for you.4ride them hard and fast. 5 use only the finest petrol to quench her thirst. 6. keep her clean with timely oil & filter changes. 7 above all show here respect and love !
Your Triumph will love and reward you ! Unlike those uppity Italian girls and those soul less Japanese chicks. The American girls are nice too but tend to only wear black leather which is nice but sometimes you just like to dress up a little and you can do that with a Triumph !!!!! wing-tips optional.
