Dear Lord, my bike deserves an award for patience. Since I bought it I've had two back surgeries, I was out of PT rehab for two weeks when I broke my collarbone in Moab mountain biking, and lost a full year with total reconstruction of both shoulders (mountain biking, again).

I still managed to put 10,000 miles on it (and another 8k on a KLR). It's rained every frickin' day since April and I have to spray this crap on everything in the garage to keep down the mold.

I'm moving back to Colorado. Seriously, I can't stand the rain anymore. I'm flying out there tomorrow to look at houses.