Had fried Ice Cream one year. Frozen patty covered in crushed nuts and coconut. Deep dried for 7-8 seconds, maybe. $6.50,
it was terrible. Grease covered Ice Cream
As the saying goes, there's a sucker born every minute


It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8