Okay! Anybody ELSE have a little story they'd like to share here?

C'mon now. You folks can't tell me YOU'VE never been a victim of those "lowlife scumbag thievin' dicks out there in the world" when it comes to havin' one of your bikes(okay or even cars now, what the hell) taken by one of 'em, can YOU???

(...what?!...you all live in some "Utopian" locales or somethin'???...sorry, I didn't think there were any o' THOSE anywhere to be found on earth...though I suppose I COULD be wrong here...nah...I AIN'T wrong here, now AM I...fess up now, folks!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)