Hey Mole
Too bad mate.
Hope you get sorted and the bike too.

I dropped my bike at around 20mph and before I knew what had happened, I was standing there holding the bars after picking it up!

I suppose I wanted to get the thing up before anyone saw how stoopid I'd been but I still don't know how I managed it so quickly

A bent gear lever and a few scratches (bike not me) was all I'd done.
Like jj says, if it's 'your turn' to drop the thing, better at low speed! (Even better if it's never though )