While you are tormenting yaselvs, why dont ya calculate the money wasted in ya youth on such things as breaking stuff, traffic fines, fads and fashions, trying to pick up women, drugs and alcohol, then go drive nails in ya scrotums.
But you can laugh it all off by looking up all the old loves of your life and giving them a call and say, "I was in the hospital recently and .........well ya may want to go get checked out.............they dont know how long I had this. And hang up.
