Well Zach I guess you're right, I and other "Blue" "geezers" live in a more refined ,less uncouth world.
It's ok for "ratty red" owners to be in Bizarro world

Just kidding. ANY America/Speedmaster is Tops with me!

Dinosaur.

"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland

"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson

"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville