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That ain't COFFEE man ! Coffee's sorta black. That's some kinda vanilla latte' feta cheese concoction. Bleeccchhhh !



I NEVER said it was coffee, and it's not for me. If I pay that much for a drink its gonna have something stronger than caffeine in it.

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By the time the wife gets it, it's gonna be all shook up into some sorta cheesy spam glob.



Hey, thats a good idea, I'll just tweak this design a little, chrome the hell outta it and market them as a Harley accessory. All American Made, Harley Davidson Martini Mixer™ "Shaken, not stirred"

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BTW, so you think you can grease up the misses with THAT thing into lettin' ya go to Georgia this weekend ?


I wish, but its not really her saying I can't go, its really my fault for not planning it better. But since its mothers day on Sunday I'm gonna blame her for it anyway.