NO! NO! NO!
Come on guys! You guys ain't using the ol' noodle here! That's the PROBLEM today. Everybody takes the EASY WAY out nowdays. Ya know...grab a freakin' gun. Evidently there AIN'T NO MORE such thing as MANO-A-MANO around much anymore today.
SOOOOO, YA SEE....what say we SHOW THE KIDS out there some TRADITIONAL VALUES here!
Seeing as how this PARTICULAR individual always THOUGHT he was so freakin' TOUGH...HERE'S what we do......
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! In THIS corner, weighing in at two-hundred and five out-of-shape fat-a$$sed pounds, and wearing the "I was responsible for killing thousands...ask me how" T-shirt....Baghdad's own, Saddam "The Butcher" Hussein."
"ANDDDDD in THIS corner, lined up as far as the eye can see in order to have their five minutes EACH in the ring with him, ONE AFTER ANOTHER and for as many consecutive rounds as it takes for justice to be served...AND weighing in at 2.2 million pounds collectively, the family members and friends of all those people their opponent was convicted of having direct and/or indirect responsibility for killing!"
And THEN the bell rings!
Oh, and OF COURSE it's TELEVISED.......WORLDWIDE.
I'm thinkin' GILLETTE could sponsor it(I hear HALLIBURTON doesn't usually advertise)
Cheers,
Dwight
(you know ME....always willing to give a guy a "sporting chance" in life....THAT'S what makes us DIFFERENT and BETTER than those freakin' idiots OVER THERE!!!)
