Since the whole "cellphone revolution" hit, I've always thought Weird Al Yankovic has missed a golden opportunity to create an "Anthem" for those of us who've come to disdain the practice of people using their cellphones while driving.
Yep, I'll NEVER understand why Weird Al never took Billy Ocean's old '80s hit of "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car", fracture the original lyrics as he's famous for doing, and come out with somethin' like..."Get Off That FREAKIN' Phone, Start Drivin' That FREAKIN' Car!"!!!
(...though of course, if he would have included the word "freakin'" in the lyrics, there'd have to be an extra two beats in music between the words "That" and the words "Phone" and "Car", huh!)
