Maybe we should hold a competition, broadcast on Al-Jazeera, inviting folks to come up with the most inventive way of executing him. Now that may ruffle a few feathers in the Middle East, but considering that Iran's "independent" newspaper, Hamshahri, has launched a contest to find the best cartoon about the Holocaust, I see this as being in the spirit of things.

Winner gets a lifetime supply of Coke Cola and Piza Hut vouchers - that'll go down well in Tehran.

Siggy


If life wasn't so pointless and absurd, I would take it more seriously.