For a measly 60 bucks, this one looks like it might suit your needs, Justin...

http://www.amazon.com/Coleman-Hooligan-2-Backpacking-Tent/dp/B0016HMBN0


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)