Aah, but NOT according to the "Golden Rules of Comedy: Article VI, Subsection-B, which states:

Whenever claiming a well known and often heard old expression as your own, ALWAYS replace at least one of the nouns with more descriptive versions, as this may give the impression to at least a few members of your audience that for once you might have actually thought of an original idea all on your own."

And I ALWAYS go by what those rules say!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)