I bought a triumph thinking it would help me get laid.....................................................................................................................................still waiting

Mine attracts old GUYS! "I used to own a Triumph.......in 19.."
NOT my thing, but I guess it takes all kinds
Still waiting for the return of all the pretty young ladies I used to attract on my T110 in 1970.Somehow I don't think it's going to happen

Dinosaur.

"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland

"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson

"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville