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I cant understand it  72 Attempts !!
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Man, I feel bad for the dude trying to get HER pregnant. It must have been real hardship.
Is the contract still open?
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I'M NEXT! (And I'll give a money back guaranty,Cause I'm just THAT kinda guy!  )
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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My wife's gyno told her she'd have trouble getting pregnant. Turned out a candlelit dinner and my suave charm was all it took. Three kids in four years.
I'm good for it. Outta my way. Seriously. I don't want anyone to get hurt here.
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What an idiot there is something called IVF.
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Quote:
... getting pregnant ... and my "suave charm" was all it took.
All these years and me thinking it was about "gifting my vital bodily fluids"!  no wonder I never had any kids. 
Cheers, Richard
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09 America, Staintune Pipes, K&N, Breathe, Hagon Nitros, AI & O2 removed, tune 20184 (modified), MTX-L a/f gauge
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Ruthie always made the pregnancy thing look like a walk in the park. She's tall and athletic so she didn't even 'show' much until she was about 7 months pregnant (though, for some reason she felt the need to wear maternity clothes at about 2 months).
She'd gain exactly 26 pounds while working out the whole time. The day before our first kid was born she swam a mile and then came home and mowed the lawn, I kid you not. She'd lose just about all the weight upon delivery of each 8lb 3oz kid.
Once, she had a 2 week post delivery checkup with her OB doc. He jokingly said, "Ruth, would you mind using the side door? You're depressing people."
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He liked it till jelousy reared its ugly head.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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