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..."gay chic"...





OH MAN!!!

I LOVE gay chicks!!!



Even if they won't let me play, I'll watch!






Couldn't agree more, erle!

And now HERE'S the funny thing about what ya just said.

At our friend's New Year Eve party in Prescott the other night, one of the attendees was this VERY attractive woman who I've played tennis with and who teaches the sport on the courts where I used to play there and before Judie and I moved to Sedona.

I remember when I first started playing with the people there, I asked my friend Dave what was the story with that tall hot brunette over there givin' lessons. Dave told me that Allison over there was happily married, so just forget it...like I was gonna do anything anyway.

Well, at this party the other night Allison comes walkin' through the door lookin' as hot as ever. A little while later I walked up to her and made small talk after everyone had had a few under their belts. I eventually asked her where her husband was tonight, to which she responded that she has been divorced for about a year now. And so, I then asked her if there was a new guy in her life?

Well, I think you know where this is headed by now, don't ya. Allison told me that her "girlfriend" was in San Diego visiting her family. Now, even though I know of the old stereotype about "women athletes", I WAS kinda taken aback for a second when she told me this. And THEN I said somethin' to her like, "Well, it appears your new life is agreeing with you, as you look as hot and as happy as ever. however, I NOW have to ask you this following and admittedly low-class question here...Can I WATCH?"

Allison, always being the great sport that she always was, burst out in a big laugh and said, "I KNEW you were gonna say that, Dwight!"

(...and I got a big ol' hug from her at that time too as we laughed our butts off...nothin's ever bad about gettin' a big ol' hug from a tall hot brunette, now IS there, erle!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)