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"Paradise homestead"??? 
Hey now Mac, are you sure you're not confusin' me with Chet back there in North Carolina? 
(...though I suppose I DO have to admit, life IS pretty good too out this way in Sedona) 
No I'm not confused, Chet's is more hillbilly paradise, like Cooper in "Sargent York", you're more desert paradise like Wayne in "Hondo". My paradise is like Matheson in "Animal House". 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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