Now, WHAT'S with all this crap in this thing where they say..."And if you act within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a free righthanded model for you Australians who ride on the wrong side of the road!"???

Now WHY the hell are they pickin' on those poor Aussies down there, HUH?!

I mean, they're NOT the ONLY poor suckers who ride on the wrong side of the road, ya know!!!

I mean ya got your Limeys, and ya got your Scots(which reminds me, I think I'll pour another two fingers of my Balvenie Single Malt right now) and ya got your Kiwis, and ya got your Japanese, and ya got your Indians(the ones over there in India that is, NOT the kind who own all the casinos in the States now), and ya got your Irish, and ya got your Swedes(oh wait, that's right, THEY USED to drive on the wrong side of the road but they eventually wised up, so never mind this one), and ya got your.......


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)