I suppose I should admit that I was at my Triumph dealer's yesterday and I saw the most beautiful Rocket in blue with flame decals. I lusted in my heart which, according to the Roman Catholic church, is just as bad as actually submitting to sin. But I beg forgiveness for the impure thoughts of cheating on my Bonnie with another! Heavens to Betsy, I even touched her seat and looked at her headlights.
I am doomed to hell.
Siggy