"We have to get a handle on the kids drinking and driving. Look at this horrible mess. A young kids life snuffed out way too early and another person hurt from the conduct. It is a double tragedy."

The line in quotes, text somebody tell them you are calling and just to go with the conversation. Make sure she hears you saying that above stuff.

In other words, fake it.

I try to aggravate one person a day. Today may be your day.