At the old firm, I would always volunteer to do call out on Christmas day.
My reasoning was that somebody had to do it, it didn't mean much to me (still doesn't) and as I wouldn't see my daughter until Boxing day it might as well be me, rather than someone who had a family.

And before you think I did it for the money, the money wasn't that great. The main reason was that if I did that day, I wouldn't have to do any other day over the holiday period, when I did have my daughter

Plus I'm a Bah Humbug kinda guy


Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse