You're a mean one, Mister Rich

Now it's much too soon to b*tch,
about the Christmas season,
of which you'd like to ditch,
Mister Rich,

Now, now, what's REALLY wrong?
Did your elevator plans, (wait for it)

run into a HITCH???

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)