Ummmm...Chet. You DO realize that if you keep startin' these sorts of threads, EITHER:
(a)Somebody around here is gonna attempt to kidnap YOUR wife.
(b)Somebody around here is gonna start beatin' THEIR wife in envious rages.
(c)Somebody around here is gonna feel compelled to search out the possiblity that you are ACTUALLY some lonely little financially-strapped twerp who sits with his laptop at a Starbucks in Amarillo Texas and attempts to have people on the Internet believe he lives the Life of Riley.
(d)All of the above!
(...have fun on your new "private track"!)
