I don't drink coffee, and my wife might have it 3 times a year. She has a french press hidden somewhere...
I've only had to turn down a guests request for coffee in the morning once
When we have family dinners, it's understood that there will be no coffee served.
All that being said, now my wife says she might want one of those Kuerig machines. You can get re-useable cups to just fill with whatever brand you like.
If it makes hot chocolate I might be interested

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