Good on ya Eddy.

I'm considering changing the shocks but I'd need heavy duty, because of my weight.
[nice way of saying I'm FAT!]

Dinosaur.

"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland

"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson

"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville