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Yeah, bowling sure isn't the sport it ONCE was, alright!

(...well, not since they banned smoking inside bowling alleys anyway...yep, I used to LOVE to take a nice deep drag on those Marlboros just before I'd roll that ol' Brunswick down towards that 1-3 pocket, boy...Yep, once they banned smoking it threw my whole timing ALL off and my average dropped from 214 all the way down to 182...damn Surgeon General, he ruined ALL my chances to ever make the PBA tour!!!)




Yeah, I forgot professional bowling. I have watched my friends play once in a while, and I have bowled a handleful of times (I stink). But watching the pro's? Throw, strike. Throw, strike. Throw, strike.......with the occasional miss.

Fidelis et Fortis