An elderly Jewish guy is walking along the beach. He finds a lamp. Rubs the lamp. Genie pops out and says, "I will give you one wish."
The elderly Jew takes a crumpled map of the Middle East from his pocket and says, "Genie, this is my homeland. For all the history of humanity, there has been warfare between the peoples who live there. My one wish is for a lasting peace in this region of the world."
The genie looks at the map and says, "I'm so sorry but I cannot grant that wish. It is just too hard. But I will grant you a different wish."
The man says, "I have been married for 40 years, and for 40 years my wife has never once given me a bj. My wish is that just once, she would perform this act for me."
Genie replies, "Can I see that map again?"
