OK i will bite.
An asian couple is about to get married, she is very nervous and has never been with a man before, the husband to be has also never been with a women before but he does not want her to know about this so he goes about as though he has allot of experieince and stuff. After the wedding they retire to their honeymoon suite, they are both very quick, the lady slips into bed and he turns off the lights and slips in beside her. My darling he says, i luv you and i want to make you happy, tell me, what would you like me to do, anything at all, as though he has some experieince, finally she looks over at hime and in a quite voice says, well my husband i have heard other ladies talking about something i think i would like to try, anything he says, ok i want to try 69 she replies. The husband is quite and gives a bit of a pause before his response and then says, ok my wife but why you want spicey chicken with eggrolls now?
