Eeh! When you're the "Breadbasket of the World", what's a few corners cut here or there, Jim?!

(...and besides, now tell me...how in heaven's name are we gotta continue to "lead" the planet...in obesity rates, HUH?!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)