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I never understood why anyone would like a button fly, when you really have to pee it takes too long to unbutton!
Obviously you've NEVER been in a frantic rush to zip them up, and have an "Oh-oh" moment! 
(Followed by screaming "F#################%@", loud enough to be heard miles away) 
You'll NEVER wear a zippered pant again! 
Actually, in the 70s I had a pair of shorts with no button or snap at the top and a big ring on the zipper. Well the very tip got caught in the zipper enough to bleed and later scar. I mean the very tip too! So bad I had to call someone over to help me get it back out of the zipper. Still can't see why anyone would want a button fly.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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