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I never understood why anyone would like a button fly, when you really have to pee it takes too long to unbutton! I buy what ever kind fits me best that I can find,Wrangles usually but I have several others. Levis never seem to fit me right.
Button fly jeans, after 3 or 4 washings are easier and quicker to get out of than zipper flys, much like a western shirt. This is important info for dating bachelors where time is of the essence, if you get my drift. Granted, after a six pack they can start to be difficult to button up without missing a button or two, but by then who cares. 
Last edited by moe; 08/31/2012 5:18 AM.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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