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About a month ago I was riding the KLR up a narrow gravel road when a Great Dane came charging after me. He was coming from behind so no problem. About a half hour later I was coming back down and that big 'ol sucker was standing right in the middle of the road waiting on me. Had to play a little chicken with him but nobody got hurt.
Don't you just wish we could read dogs' minds, that Great Dane was probably thinking, "Jesus! that guy on the KLR had some balls, best time I've had since before I got fixed." 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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