Quote: Dear God in heaven, according to my business card I'm a speech pathologist. Are you just trying to kill me? I'm going to go into the next room and eat a bullet.
Oh, damn it.
No gun.
Ooooh!
I don't know if I would've broadcast that bit of information about your lack of an arsenal here, Chet!
Ya see, MAYBE you don't know this, BUT that "bad ol' government" in D.C. reads EVERYTHING on the Internet nowadays, ya know.
(...and when they turn REALLY "tyrannical", now YOUR HOUSE will be one of the VERY FIRST they'll invade!!!)
My house looks like a medieval arsenal. Besides that, my dog is the only one in the house with less than a second degree black belt in something. Barring a home invader who is on vacation and just trying to get away from it all we should be fine. If the government shows up with attack helicopters and assault vehicles I just hope I can open the doors quickly enough.
