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Dear God in heaven, according to my business card I'm a speech pathologist. Are you just trying to kill me? I'm going to go into the next room and eat a bullet.

Oh, damn it.

No gun.



Ooooh!

I don't know if I would've broadcast that bit of information about your lack of an arsenal here, Chet!

Ya see, MAYBE you don't know this, BUT that "bad ol' government" in D.C. reads EVERYTHING on the Internet nowadays, ya know.

(...and when they turn REALLY "tyrannical", now YOUR HOUSE will be one of the VERY FIRST they'll invade!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)