Reading police reports are a hoot and I thought I wrote badly. Even worse is the poor officer that has to interpret and enter those narratives in to the uniform crime stat reports sent to the FBI. I imagine in some large cities they just flip a coin or throw darts to determine what law might apply from the original report.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
